June 2011
2 posts
“Blood makes the grass grow.”
– Variously attributed
Employ with severe discretion
An All-Purpose DIY Anxiolytic and Dopaminergic Tonic. The curative properties of this formula must not be underestimated. Its sincere and faithful application guarantee speedy relief of plaints relating to vapors, hysterias, moon-sickness, unrequited love, intestinal binding, dropsy and ague.
You shall require:
One (1) bicycle
One (1) portable music player with headphones
The most righteously...