August 24, 2010 / 10:13PM

Yosemite Road Chardonnay 2010?

Chardonnay
California
2010?

Smells like: spoiled apple juice
Price: $2-6
ABV: 12.5%

M and I bought this with four of our last twelve dollars on our bike ride home from the Y. Apparently 7-11 wine is the new Charles Shaw or something. It tastes all right; I really can’t say like what. If being a Chardonnay were a class, this stuff would get a perfect C average. The minute it hits your tongue it’s gone. This might be good if you’re ever hosting a large dinner party with really undemanding or unsophisticated or alcoholic people and need six bottles of something. 6/10 for being better than Charles Shaw (it doesn’t taste like anything, which means it doesn’t taste like bullshit.)

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